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Omg

Posted by secretlynaughty on September 3, 2010

The plan was that I would rush home from work grab some sexy clothes and drive to  Dave’s house. Where I would have a quick shower and change. We would be meeting Yvette and Alfie for a drink and chat which may or may not lead to fun.

What actually happened was that I got home, Dave text me to say that our guests had not arrived, we agreed that I would stay where I was until we knew whether Y & A would be arriving.  Whilst I was waiting I discovered that Karl had called around to fix a dripping tap in my kitchen.  Although he knows that Dave has set up a joint profile for us he gets jealous not of me seeing Dave but of any fun we might have when he isn’t. It was for this reason that I didn’t want to have to tell him that I was going out especially as it was with Dave to meet another couple.

Dave text me that Y & A were on their way, Karl wanted a cup of tea before he went. Finally Karl left I managed to grab a pair of stockings and my sexy red/black shoes under the watchful eye of a teenager muttering that I was going out for a while. (still dressed in my work clothes). Driving as swiftly as traffic and traffic lights would allow, I arrive at the end of Dave’s road, swap my flat driving shoes for my heels. Why do I always forget how steep his road is? (he lives at the bottom of the slope). I needn’t have worried about being late as they hadn’t arrived yet. Nipping into the bathroom to pull on my stockings I discover the biggest hole ever so abandon them.

When they did arrive my first thought was ooooooooohhhhh mmmyyyy ggggaawwwwd look at the size of him !!! But that was nothing compared to my suprise when after chatting for a while Yvette out of the blue announced that she wanted to take all her clothes off.  We all trooped upstairs to the bedroom with a view.

Within a blink of an eye Yvette was left wearing only her fishnet stockings and fishnet body which left her heavy breasts exposed. I stripped down to my black lace bra and knickers, conscious that I had not had a chance to shower. All concerns over that were soon wiped from my mind when the enormouse frame of Alfie was hovering over me helping me out of my remaining garments. Supringly for such a big guy his kisses were not too bad, but it was when my hand reached between his legs that I was in for the biggest shock.

I have never come across a guy with such huge and I mean huge balls. They were massive, I have never seen anything like it. But his cock ! that was another matter altogether. I couldn’t find it. All I could find were these huge balls. OK now this was a lay back and think of England type moment. No wonder Yvette was making the most of enjoying everything Dave was doing to her. I lay back on the bed knees bent feet on the edge allowing Alfie to firstly lick me out, not bad, for a while. Before vigorously finger fucking me. I let him continue long after it had begun to feel sore, probably out of pity. Yvette alongside me with Dave was being very vocal in here enjoyment.

After Alfie had finished playing with my now raw cunt I sat up to once again massage between his legs. Ooohhh mmyyy gggaawwdd I found it! There it was nestled right at the top of his balls. His cock was hardly more than an inch long, (smaller than Dave’s big toe). When I had first seen him when he arrived I had been shocked at how big he was both in height and weight. I was concerned about the thought of his huge frame on top of me as he rammed into me. (I didn’t think I was going to manage this or even want to) . But now I was even more shocked at how small his cock is, I have never seen one so small, (so small that I couldn’t even wank it……the slightest hand movement and it had slipped through my fingers). I always say that the size of a man’s cock is irrelevant (unless in my case it is too big to fit me) but in this instance it did matter.

Minutes later they were both dressing and taking their leave of us. I remained  naked on the bed while Dave saw them out. On his return we shared a few kisses and cuddles before dressing our selves.

I now have to rethink my idea that the size of a man’s cock doesn’t matter…………99 times out of 100 it doesn’t. But guys unless you are as small as this guy you have noting to worry about. The young guy always used to fret about being too small. I have never met him so cannot judge but have always said that if you can hold it in your hand to wank it then it isn’t too small.

Have you ever come across a cock as small as this or perhaps one that is extra big. What is the bigest or amallest you have seen? When is small too small or big too big?

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Tonight

Posted by secretlynaughty on April 24, 2010

Tonight I shall be wearing red satin and black lace high heels with sheer black stockings, a layered red mini skirt (more of a ruffled belt) with a clingy lycra black chemise top with low cut lace neck line and spaghetti straps. Under this will be my black balcony bra with small pink flowers and matching thong (string for non brits). In my small shoulder bag I will carry my purse, mobile phone, comb and a pack of assorted fruit flavoured condoms.

Tonight I am going to have fun………..tonight I will be the only single lady with 4 couples and possibly one single male.

Tonight I will be fabulous.

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big cock little cock

Posted by secretlynaughty on October 26, 2008

Earlier I visited Steve’s blog and found something that makes me more than a little cross. I did see it a few days ago but didn’t have the time or inclination to comment but today was different. What I found was this chart.

Guys when will you learn that us girls do not carry a tape measure around with us to measure you up to see if you will satisfy us. I may not be an expert, afterall I am only a woman (who has had my fair share of lovers in the last couple of years). I may not know what I am talking about when it comes to such scientific matters as what size the perfect penis is to satisfy us women. For a start before you can even think of preference does it not occur to you that us women come with different size cunts so it isn’t a case of one size fits all.  

I have to say that in my days of playing the field I have had much pleasure from a variety  of cocks, of all the cocks I encountered there were 2 which did not leave me satisfied. One which was way too small (not even a handful and the condom wouldn’t stay on it was so short). Now don’t go getting paranoid about what I call too short. In my experience if I can get my hand around it and see the head then its going to work for me. The second penis that was not satisfactory for me was one that was so massive there was no way that I could comfortably accommodate it within any of my holes and let me tell you that when he wanted to try anal he was left disappointed. I might enjoy the feel of a hard cock inside me but I don’t have any wish to be penetrated by anything that I think will burst my seams.

So guys if you have a cock that is big enough for me to get my small hands around but not so big that I run a mile the moment it is released then relax. I am more interested in cleanliness, a certain amount of rigidity and willingness to please. Just as important are the man’s ability to use his fingers and tongue.

by the way did you know that men with large cocks find it hard to find women willing to have sex with them. so be glad that you have an average sized cock and stop wishing for a larger cock. Unless you are the guy who had the teeny weenie one that goes by the name of ‘pleaser’ you were joking right??

 

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